I think Natwest have had some new customer relations training. I called today about a new debit card and she felt the need to fill in some waiting time with chat about Christmas and I was caught off guard.
NATWEST: SO….done all your Christmas shopping then?
NATWEST: I’ve still got loads to do (laughs)
ME: Um…No, I don’t have many people to buy for as this is my first Christmas since finding myself single this year, i’m staying at my parents house, obviously unmarried and i’ve escaped childbirth so far.
NATWEST: Oh… (laughs again) Well goodbye and Merry Christmas Mrs Adams
ME: It’s Miss.
NATWEST: (Puts the phone down)
ME: (puts last, self bought Toblerone in mouth with no expression)